2019 Assbutt Beanie

$ 897.19 USD $ 19.99 USD

Who’s the Leader of the Club that’s weird as it can be? M-I-S-H-A-C (birth name “Dmitri”)*. 

Keep your head warm at all times with the 2019 GISH Assbutt beanie. With a cute cartoon design evocative of some other, way more inferior club invented by a major entertainment conglomerate, this hat is proof that you’re in the coolest, strangest club in the world. It’s also proof that you believe that we will defeat the climate crisis and beanies will still be needed in the coming years as the global temperatures continue to rise. You cozy, cozy optimist, you.

*Okay, okay. We’re no Weird Al. Don’t judge.

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100% acrylic. One size fits most. Machine wash, dry flat. Imported.

Assbutt Beanies are expected to begin shipping in late October. If your order includes multiple items, your order won't ship until all items are ready.

Testimonial:
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HOT-HEAD? I prefer “cozy”, thank you. This beanie gets me all the way to cozy-plus, and also doubles as a great knit container for carrying small things. Thanks, GISH!" - Anonymous

Testimonial
"Has anyone investigated whether the Assbutt on this beanie is sending out unique positive frequencies to control our minds? Think about it." - Alex